currently doing the rounds ...
Suggested updates for the OED:
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, just using the toilet facilities. If challenged by a pimply member of staff, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies. GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but nothing worth seeing inside. MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!". SALAD DODGER - An overweight person.
Coming soon: workplace chat.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, just using the toilet facilities. If challenged by a pimply member of staff, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies. GREYHOUND - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. MILLENNIUM DOMES - The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but nothing worth seeing inside. MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Ho! Aa! Aa! Aa!". SALAD DODGER - An overweight person.
Coming soon: workplace chat.
